New birthday suit. — BackedTGC

Ew gross Dan. I can't believe you would do that. I'm still a dude in here. I just wanted to show you what this thing looked like before wearing it to your birthday party. I thought it would give you a laugh not give you an excuse to jerk off.

-I, I'm sorry Alec you just look so hot in that bodysuit. I couldn't help myself it just... happened.

*sigh* Don't worry about it just help me get this thing off so I can clean it up. I don't want explain to the rental guy why his fancy body suit has cum stains on it.

-So the catch is just under the hairline. I'll just releas it... Oh shit! It's gone! How can it be gone?

What the fuck are you talking about, what do you mean gone? Oooh, I feel weird my chest feels sort of soft and tender *pinch* Ow! Holy crap I can feel that these are real! I have tits!

-Don't be daft Alec it's just a costume you can possible feel them *grope*

Hey, watch those hands Dan those things are sensitive and they seem to be directly connected to my... my. I can believe I'm saying this. My pussy.

-Your pussy? No way you mean you're really a girl? Dude that's crazy... But you know this is kind of a unique situation. How about we fool around and you can find out if it really is better on the other side?

*SMACK* Don't be a jackass Dan we are going straight back to the store and finding out how to fix this. Now don't just stand there looking like a kicked puppy, help me find some clothes that will fit this body!