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Freemium options

Author: @joeberan • Published: 2026-09-26 • Length: 351 words • ♥ 82 likes • 🌐 View on OpenTGC ↗
Freemium options

"No, no, no, no, no..." Joe muttered as he clicked around on his computer. Something had crashed. A wall of arcane text had filled the screen, then blackness. When it rebooted... the program was gone.

"Shit!" Joe cursed in a high-pitched voice. Why had he done this to himself? Sure, it had been a fantasy, it had been fun, but the risks...

The program had said it could change reality. Joe had his doubts, but with a few clicks he'd lost them completely. He'd turned himself into a woman!

And not just any woman, but a young, incredibly horny one! The program worked on the freemium model. Unless he paid an absurd amount of money, the only choices for turning into a woman were old nun or young sexretary, so of course Joe had picked the second!

He should've turned himself back right then and there. He had a life after all - a good one all things considered - and it wasn't this. But... he'd wondered about this for so long...

So he decided he'd spend a week like this. Being a woman, living a new life.

Of course he wanted to try sex. Thankfully that was a given with his new job. Joe wasn't crazy about being a secretary, but boy did his boss have a lot of non-traditional secretary tasks for him!

Despite not particularly liking his job (the part of it that wasn't sex anyways) Joe had a pretty fun week as a woman.

And then two.

And then three.

Eventually the novelty started to wear on him. It was an experience he'd fondly remember forever - the sex was awesome and it was fun being a chick - but he was ready to go back to his old life.

Then he'd booted up the program... and it crashed. And then it was gone.

Joe's heart raced with a mixture of fear and excitement and dread. He was going to be a sexretary forever.