So wait - YOU swapped bodies with ME as a punishment for staring at your body all day. You said it made you uncomfortable and you felt like you were being sexually harassed because I was complimenting your outfits?
So,
- Tell me, how DOES it feel to be waling around with a hard-on all day simply because I'm wearing what YOU used to wear everyday?
- Tell me, how DOES it feel to be the talk of all the girls in the office because you can't control your cock?
- Tell me, how DOES it feel to go home to YOUR shrew of a wife who has NO earthly idea how to dress like a woman and wouldn't anyway even if she did because she HATES you and only wants your money?
- Tell me, how DOES it feel to not get ANY sexual attention from a woman who's suppoed to love you?
- Tell me, how does it FEEL to know that even though you have money, you have no LIFE and if you decide to LEAVE your wife, you lose everything because "Daddy" owns the company?
Yeah - life's not so easy when the heel's on the other foot is it? Well, deal with it. You made the swap, not me. I was really just trying to NOT be an asshole even though you were being a tease. And yeah - that body of mine DID / DOES get easily aroused by this body but I never, ever made a direct advance on YOU. In fact, I went out of my way to leave you be other than to compliment and outfit or your shoes - usually the ones that were LESS... inappropriate for the office.
And now, YOU'VE made it permanent by whacking off in the men's room this morning.
So, now, here I am STUCK as YOU, wearing YOUR clothes, heels, makeup and lingerie and YOU want to make a complaint to HR about ME being inappropriate? What a joke... Go ahead, say something. All I need to do is present HR with those pictures YOU took during the holiday party of well, let's just say some very inappropriate PHYSICAL actions the new you was taking in the back room with your "equipment" and I, well the NEW I caught you in the act?
I may not have wanted to be a woman, be YOU and live your life but I'm going to make the best of it. YOU go ahead and enjoy my "male privilege". I'll be back on Monday and I know JUST what to wear!!! You better go buy some pants that are loose in the crotch - life around here is going to be pretty "hard" for ONE of us starting Monday.
read Part 2