"I'm sorry man, but the guy at the store was very clear, this has to happen." My friend Steve explained. "That body is built for sex, there's just no denying it. By the end of the day, you'll have either chosen to have sex, or the body will have taken over."
"I get that, you don't need to keep explaining it."
"Really, because from the way you're acting, it feels like I do."
My buddy and I had found a magic store the other day. Among the other junk in there, we found a bottle of pills guaranteed to turn the taker into the perfect woman for a day. We decided to use them to help each other out. i'd drawn the short straw, and gone first. First, I'd gone out with Steve so he could show me off. Then I ranted to a party of sorority girls about what an unbelievable fuck he was. Finally we had a photoshoot for booth of us to take advantage of later. Neither of us had read the list of warnings on the bottle of pills until it was time to turn back."
"So man, for the last time, what's it going to be. I can cum in your mouth and make you forget this whole experience. I cum in your ass, and you remember it, but from an outside perspective. Or I cum in your pussy, and you remember everything you experienced today." I paced around the room, deep in thought. "You know if I don't get you off at some point in the next half hour that body's just going to choose for you. I'm guessing you want the mouth, right?"
Finally, I thought of it. I pounced on him, tearing at his clothes. He tore at mine in turn. In moments, we were wrapped around each other on his bed, completely naked. I rolled over and reached into the nightstand drawer, fumbling until I found a little foil package. Tossing the condom to him, I raised my eyebrow. "What about if you wear this?"