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A big mouth leads to big lips β™₯ Liked πŸ“š Series

A big mouth leads to big lips

![](https://img.joomcdn.net/fd6e1ab7efdbc3887c5e81f1bc49fa7d7a982d3c_original.jpeg) "Imagine if the thing suddenly merged with your lips and suddenly you had such dinghy lips." I said jokingly to my girlfriend as I brushed my teeth next to her in the bathroom and she used her la
You Need a Vacation! β™₯ Liked

You Need a Vacation!

It was right before midnight and Randy tried hard to get away from his friend Martin, who wasn't happy with his suddenly escaping friend: "Bro, why do want to leave all of a sudden. Grab one last beer and leave then, but don't you dare to cut mid-conversation." "Martin, believe m
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Magic Powder

I thought, I was funny, but in fact I have been an ashole to my girlfriend very often. Once, I found a can of "Magic Powder" in a gift shop for only 1$. It was a cheap joke. I sprinkled some of it on her vibrator, because this thing did magic things to her. Funny, right? Well, in
struck by lightning 4 β™₯ Liked

struck by lightning 4

Kate was curious abut sissy play and wanted to try it with her boyfriend. They lived in a prototypical suburban estate of terraced houses and sometimes she felt observed by the middle-aged stay at home moms. She loved their house, their garden, but not the people around. Therefor
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A decent job offer

"You offer me a job as a hooker in your brothel?!" Jake asked his friend Victor in disbelief. "Technically, yes. You'd be a great help. I can't handle all my costumers by my own anymore." "I could never imagine women pay to have sex with you. Let alone you would do it." "There ar
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maturity agreement

My roommate Phil is a witcher. We had a lot of fun with his powers in college times, but eventually we understood, that we were pretty childish. To start becoming more mature we made an agreement to better our language. Every time one of us said something ambiguous or dirty, Phil