"I can't fucking believe it that ass whole swapped our bodies, had unprotected sex with me, and creampied her own body; all the while having known to herself to be taking fertility pills and being in her ovu;ation stage of her womanly cycle." I ranted as i walked into the bathroom with a pregnancy test. It had been a week since Prom night and I was flipping out all dam week. Not only because of the possiblity of being pregnant in my girlfriends body, but i had to act like my girlfriend, take her classes, live in her house, talk with her family and friends, do things with them, and so on and so on." i ranted into the bathroom mirror.
I had literally had enough. I was nearly considering putting myself in a comma somehow. Alas Friday came and after school Holly in my former body walked up to me at her former locker, "sppp. Take this you may need it today."
She handed me a pregnancy and simply walked away saying, "Give me a call later babe."
I was so infuriated, i had a fit, slambed my locker shut and ran into the girls locker room crying. I cried until I worked up the courage to stop and left for my new home.
"Ok Holly, (Holly used the spell book after prom to cast a spell that only allows us to use our bodies names, not the inhabitor's names), here goes nothing, lets see if i'll have my period this month or have my vagina spread to 10 times its normal size in 9 months."
I took the test out of its box, sat on the toilet and started peeing on the stick. During which time i started praying, "Please God, with all your might, keep me from being pregnant. PLEASE GOD!"
When i was done, i put the cap on the test and anxiously waited the 5 minutes needed for the test to complete. It was the most stress full 5 minutes of my life. I was driving myself crazy i couldn't help but think of the huge head that would have to come out of my vagina. It reminded me of the time i watched the comedian Jeff Dunham, with his baby puppet Schames, on his netflix special.
A head that big is like trying to get out of a convertable by having your ass shoved out the key hole. Maybe a C-section would be easier in that case. Thats like getting out of a convertable by removing the roof. lol
By the time my thoughts had circled back around, it was time to check the test. I slowly took small steps, in order to stall and build up suspense for myself. I grabbed the test, not looking at the results, sat down on the toilet, closed my eyes and brought the test, up to my veiw point. I opened my eyes. Tears instantly started running down my face. I couldn't say a word. For all i new my life had just begun. for all i new this was a dream.
I was pregnant with Charles, (Holly in my Body's) baby.
I quickly took a picture of the test and sent it to Charles.
He replied <PERFECT ;) >
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