My wife and I always discussed which gender had it harder and which had it easier. Jeannie maintained woman had it harder, since they had to work harder to get the same place in the workplace, not to mention periods and childbirth. I argued that men had it harder, because of societal pressures. We never got mad, but sometimes we did annoy eachother. One day, after a couple years, my wife brought it up over dinner. "Hon, what would you say if I told you were could settle our arguement once and for all?" "I'd be curious how you could do that." "What if you could be a woman and I could be a man?" "I'd think you were pulling my leg." "Well, humor me. I'll show you what I have in mind after dinner." Over dinner, we chatted about our days and what we hope to do over the weekend. Eventually, we went from the dining room to the living room. Jeannie got a book out from her tote bag. "Here it is. A spellbook from farmer's market wanted to show you." I flipped through it, and saw a bunch of stuff I couldn't make out. Was that greek? Latin? There was a page bookmarked. "That's the one the lady said would help us out. If we agree, we can change genders and see how the other half lives. Then we can settle our argument." "Jeannie, this seems a little...unlikely, but let me think about it. I'm going to work out for a bit while I think." I got up and did my usual isometric exercises. I was doing some sit ups when Jeannie came in. "So? What do you think?" "I think it'll make you happy to try, so let's give it a go." "Great! thanks" She held up a hand and I high fived it. There was a slight shock.
After a moment, nothing happened. "Well, it was worth a try hon," I said. "Thanks for trying, I thought it would be cool if it worked." "Maybe we need a different spellbook" "Thanks Merlin," joked Jeannie standing up, "I'll get you some water." After I had some water, we Netflix and chilled the evening before getting ready for bed. I looked hard in the mirror, but I looked exactly the same. I put on my boxers and got into bed, getting in the big spoon position around my hot, naked wife. I fell asleep quickly. I had a dream where I was defending a tower keep from invading Nyan Cats, having to keep them at bay with a fly swatter. There was another one where in order to run away from a motor cycle gang, I had to run into a hotel room and through a mirror. Eventually, I woke up and brushed some hair out of my face. I turned my head to see that my wife wasn't there. Pushed down the covers, and stared, blinked and then went wide eyed.
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