Bet with my wife 11

We got to Susan and Alan's a bit late, and Jeannie apologized for us. I was about to settle onto their couch when Susan asked for my help in the kitchen. I said sure, and looked quizzically at my wife and followed Susan into the kitchen. I started to "help" in the kitchen "Are you OK? You seem to be a bit spacy. You also didn't get your make-up on before you came over" I couldn't just tell her I was a man when I went to bed last night, nor tell her I didn't even think about putting on makeup.
"Just a little tired Susie, that's all." "Maybe you are finally pregnant. I know you and Johnny have been trying a couple months. Being tired as one of my first symptoms. Are your breasts sore? Is that why you didn't wear a bra?" I was shocked by all the questions, and also the implications of all of them. Me pregnant?
I banished the thought from my mind, and tried to come up with a reply. "I don't think so, Susie. My calendar says I'm most fertile in a couple days." "Well, good luck. I hope you have success this month, you aren't getting any younger. You know, if you have sex tonight, those sperm may be around when you ovulate." I was kinda taken aback by the ovulate comment. I guess I had the equipment. I went into the fridge to grab the potato salad to distract myself, unsuccessfully I felt a slap on my ass. "Damn, you have been working out. That butt looks fantastic, " said Susan "Thanks..." "Well, let's eat," Susan announced as we took the food out of the kitchen. We sat at the table and enjoyed some good conversation. Scott, their son, told us about their day. I found I got full after about half a plate. Alan put Scott to bed and came out with a boardgame. Susan grabbed a bottle of wine and poured a glass for her and me, and got a couple bears "for the boys." I tried to take Jeannie's beer, but after a taste, it just wasn't as good as the wine. 2 games, 1 beer, and 5 glasses of wine later, Jeannie and I said our goodbyes and my wife started driving off. "Did you know that Susie asked me if I was preggo tonight?" I asked after a couple minutes. "She did that to me every month or two, it's kind of annoying, right?" "Yea. Imagine, me, pregnant." "Well, we do want a family, hon." "Yea, but with you as the mom. I don't want to go through that. Until this morning, I couldn't." "No woman does, but it's the only option right now. It's like women lost rock/paper/scissors to men on that one. If we want to start a family, right now you are the one carrying hon" "Hard pass. I'll leave that to you, Jeannie." "Too hard for you, huh?" I glared at Jeannie as we pulled into our place. I got out of the car, and stumbled into our living room to drop take off my sneakers. I then made a bee-line for the bathroom. After relieving myself, I tried to get my shorts back on. It took too much effort, so I left the shorts on the floor. Getting to the bedroom,I looked at myself in the mirror. I took off my shirt too and took a long look. Over the course of several minutes, my hands traced my face, curves and eachother. They were so small. I looked at my vagina and just above it, and thought about what's going on in there. There were ovaries in there working on putting out an egg, in hopes of getting fertilized. It was supposed to be Jeannie's eggs and my sperm, not the other way around. My mind couldn't handle anymore, so I made it to the bed and fell on it. Sleep came quickly.